Review: Please Don’t Destroy brings awkward, off-color comedy to SU
Review: Please Don't Destroy misses the mark
When two-thirds of comedy trio Please Donāt Destroy had to redo the introduction to their live show, which involved running around the auditorium denouncing Syracuseās rival teams, it set the tone for the entire setāawkward, off-color humor that descendsĀ into complete chaos.
Itās what theyāve become known for in their viral digital Saturday Night Live shorts. But unlike their skits, which average about three minutes each, their show left some jokes going on too long with repeated, tedious punchlines.
Please Donāt Destroy, the alias of John Higgins, Martin Herlihy and Ben Marshall, headlined Syracuse Universityās Night of Comedy this Saturday. Marshall was absent due to an āunknown illnessā that Higgins and Herlihy unconvincingly said wasnāt COVID-19. Opening acts and friends of the trio, Chloe Troast and Jamie Linn Watson, filled in.
Itās fair to question what a group known for their success on digital platforms might perform in front of a live audience. In line with Please Don’t Destroyās self-deprecating humor, seen in skits like āThree Sad Virgins,ā they spent the night reenacting the sketches that SNL hosts rejected. Like a scene in which Herlihy plays a substitute teacher who tries to convince his student that he is cool by trying to get them to watch porn.
āI guess I just got carried away trying to be sex positive,ā Herlihyās character said.
Like half of the nightās sketches, it ended with a joke about murder. It was axed by that weekās SNL host, Willem Dafoe. Who, according to Herlihy and Higgins, did not like them.
While not all jokes were winners the night had moments that felt true to what Please Donāt Destroy is known and loved for. A coffee shop skit features Higgins and Troast playing two former friends having a serious conversation while a barista (Herlihy) desperately tries to give someone named Deeb Gubbler their order. The barista is having a tough day because his best friend, who sounds suspiciously like the queen of England, just died.
A big highlight of the show was the audience participation. A Syracuse freshman really showed her acting chops in a scene where she played a Dust Bowl-era daughter of an abusive father with a high-pitched voice and an obsession with garlic aioli. (Surprise, it ends with someone being shot.)
During Watsonās opening set, she asked for the help of a āhot guy, preferably over the age of 18ā to reenact the time she almost fell into the subway gap. The romantic comedy style āshort playā featured her and a Syracuse student, who swore heād never taken an acting class, riding the subway to the most romantic place on earth: Upstate New York. Her sense of humor, which she describes as being for the girlies and the gays, help to balance out the frat boy-esque humor seen it the rest of the show.
Some bits started off strong, like a scene in which Herlihy is meeting his girlfriendās Irish mother. Desperate to make a good impression, he compulsively (and poorly) makes fun of her accent.
āI must have gotten so nervous, I blacked out or something,ā Herlihy said.
True to the trio’s nature, mayhem ensues with slapstick stage fighting. While the skit should have ended there, it instead became a strange conversation between Herlihy and his girlfriendās father, played by Higgins, about ejaculation.
At risk of sounding like a prude, this was not the only time during the night that the group relied a bit too much on overt sex humor to carry the laughs. Another skit featured a sleepover in which classmates gossip over what teachers they find attractive. Higgins says that he has a thing for the lunch lady and likes to imagine her puking foodāthat she madeāon him. In response to his friendās disturbed attitudes, Higgins pretends he was sleeping the whole time.
āHey mom, theyāre kink shaming me,ā he said on a pretend phone call.
There is no denying that Please Donāt Destroy is funny. Thereās a reason their skits have millions of views. But their live show lacked the refinement of their pre-recorded comedy. The performance seemed thrown together and low on energy, which Higgins even acknowledged during the short Q&A portion.
It could have just been an off-night or the other members of Please Donāt Destroy are coming down with Marshallās unknown illness. Or, maybe they should just stick to what they do bestā digital content.
In the second opening act, Chloe Troast played two different characters: a feminism professor and a jock auditioning for a school play.
CitrusTV entertainment director Anastasia Frazier (left) moderates a Q&A with John Higgins and Martin Herlihy.
is an arts journalism and communications graduate student and a contributor for The NewsHouse.
